Over 18s only
Living Next door to Akki.
He's 7 foot tall and he's big and black
And when I've got to go to the showers I've got to watch my back
But for 2 years now I've being living next door to Aki ..
Aki Aki purple fuckin Aki
He came into my cell on the first day
and in my mind I said fuck off and go away
cause I caught him looking at my muscles ..
muscles he thinks I'm Van dam from Brussels
I don't know what I'm doing and why I'm singing this
because if he gets the wind he's knows I'm taking the piss
and I don't want to be shitting from a nappy
Nappy getting bummed by Purple Aki
He's 7 foot tall and he's big and black
And when I've got to go to the showers I've got to watch my back
But for 2 years now I've being living next door to Aki ..
Aki Aki purple fuckin Aki
I'm not being Queer and in not being gay
but when I was in the showers the other day
he must of been 14 inches on the flop ...
its like a cucumber, he 'll bum the fuckin kop
I don't know what I'm doing and why I'm singing this
because if he gets the wind he's knows I'm taking the piss
and I don't want to be shitting from a nappy
Nappy getting bummed by Purple Aki
Wooooo I am only Joking !
Oh yeah.... Purple Akki
( Extra Verse )
Did I tell you the time when we had a toy fight
He picked me up in the air and squeezed me like shite
Then I felt this bulge against my leg ..leg leg his balls was like a keg